Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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