He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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