The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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