When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
