i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of course I have a pirate flag
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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