porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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