think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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