So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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