Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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