Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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