Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think a kid would responsible me up
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Someone signed my nipple.
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