I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
foreskin is a definite game changer
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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