All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
