Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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