Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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