I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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