Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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