How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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