You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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