what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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