she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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