So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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