Midget sex pt 2 tonight
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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