i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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