I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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