I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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