Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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