You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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