Sponge bath it is.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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