I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
