Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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