yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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