"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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