just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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