In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
where are you?
Hypothermia
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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