he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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