he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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