Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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