lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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