i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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