My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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