id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
