I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
