All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just found out that she named her cat after me.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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