I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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