would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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