in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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