It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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