at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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