I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
please don't ironically join a cult
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