Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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