I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I have fence marks all over my body
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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